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I’m writing this whilst a little drunk, so excuse the typos. It’s 4am, I’m drinking wine and I don’t feel like going to sleep, because I don’t need to.

This will be a fairly short report, nothing special happened so I’ll highlight the different parts…

On the first date she showed up in casual clothes; converse, jeans, a nice low cut white top, which put her boobs on display and a denim jacket. At one point in the first date I said to her;

“do you normally turn up for dates like this?”

“is this a date?”

“what the fuck do you think?” with a smirk on my face, you can basically say anything if you’re smiling when you do it.

Fast forward a bit, we were texting back and forth and I told her I was taking her to a fancy place for the second date so she had to wear a nice dress.

Date 2 (D3 in daygame terminology)

I met her outside her building at 9pm. She rocked up in a black dress which ended just above her knees, in black high heels and basically looking fucking hot. This dress she was wearing had no back, NO BACK. So you could see her bra straps, which were also black. I was inwardly thinking “why don’t you just wear one of those transparent bras?!”. But it didn’t bother me that much.

I walked her all of 3 minutes to

Pies Czy Suka

I copied and pasted that from google and for some reason it insisted on being big and bold and I don’t know how to change it. And apparently it means dog or bitch.

I’d met up with TDdaygame* and Rivelino earlier in the day. Riv went off to talk to some girl, I had a quiet moment with TD and asked him about this bar, he said that it’s basically the best bar you can take a girl to, ask the barman to make you whatever you want. I did that and ended up drinking a carrot flavoured old fashioned. It was nice but I drunk it in about 1 minute and got a beer straight afterwards.

So, we went there, had a cocktail each, we talked about boring stuff, went out for a smoke and then Mr. R walked in with a smoking little hottie with glasses on.

That has nothing to do with this story, but nice work Mr R.

We were sat opposite each other which wasn’t ideal. I told her we were leaving, she was insisting on knowing where we were going, i had no idea so i just said “Wait and see. Let me lead”. I often verbalise that I am the leader. ALPHA.

We walked out, I had no fucking idea where I was going, I remembered that Mr R told me about a place with illuminous blue lights on the sign, I walked towards there and it looked like a coffee shop, so i sacked that off. We stood and had a smoke outside the coffee shop and then i bounced her across the road to some pub. We sat beside each other and shit started getting saucy. She started telling me that she’s had threesomes with both 2 men and 2 women. She liked sex in public. She’d had sex in a bar. FUCKING DING, DING, DING.

I told her “I know a place that has free alcohol and great music”.

“Where?”

“Just follow me”

I started walking her back up the road whilst talking the most inane bullshit ever. It really doesn’t matter what you say when you are bouncing them home, as long as you don’t say “I’m taking you home to bang you now”. That could work, if you’re Steve Jabba, But I’m not.

We get back into the apartment, she asks for a tour again. This girl is genuinely funny. I got her a beer and poured myself a glass of wine (i’m still drinking the rest of the bottle now). We drink for a little bit and talk some more crap.

I grab her hand, pull her towards the bed, “lets watch a movie”. No resistance this time.

She’s lying beside me, I put on VCB, I show her my favourite scene, pause it, switch to spotify, put the laptop down to the side of the bed, start kissing her, and before i know it, I’m fucking her doggy raw-dog.

I banged her for about 30mins and when i was about to come she whipped herself off of my dick, put her mouth on it and swallowed the load. What a girl.

I offered her to stay over but she insisted on going home. What a girl.

Debrief

We sat on the balcony having a smoke, I asked her when she decided she wanted to have sex with me. She said “when you took my number”.

I left London on 13 April, it’s now 13 May. I’ve banged 7 girls in that period. Life is good, I don’t want to go back to reality.

* he seem’s like a genuine guy and if any of my tiny readership feel like they need coaching in Poland, I would recommend him.

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11 thoughts on “Lay Report: Hot Polish Blondie

  1. Roy,

    I’m having a break from office, sitting in a healthy food restaurant always packed with girls and they are looking at me in weird manner. I just could ‘t hold myself back to laugh out loud when I read this post. Maybe I also repeated the DING DING DING not only in my head but made a noise, dunno exactly???

    It’s funny how many daygamers have such a funny-wittty (intelligent – sorry, English is not my mother tongue) writing-style, I love Krauser’s but you really hit it. My theory is that daygamers must rely a lot on language and intelligent joking, calibrate in split-seconds and therefore naturally develop into writers which is also a good fit to the ideal way of living.

    And thanks for sharing all of this, it’s not only big fun to read but also very instructive.

    PhilanDEr (Frankfurt/Main)

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  2. Quick question: what to do when opened a girl which is in a hurry and not enough attraction was built to get to the hook and she’s about to leave?
    I usually ignore the “I gotta go”, lock and continue talking, but if she’s still not hooking, I tell myself ATTC (always try to close) and ask for a coffee date now or later ( like “always open even when in bad mood, suboptimal environment etc. “) just to not give up. On the other hand, it’s almost never working even when they are friendly and thank me for the approach. Sure, I need to work on my opening (I guess I smile too much, too much of a nice guy) but what would you recommend when in set anyway?
    Thanks

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    1. Doesn’t sound like you’re doing too much wrong. But, If she’s in a hurry then you shouldn’t be asking her on an idate. I carry on with my stack, accuse them of rushing me, I’d normally like to talk for longer but since She has to go then just ask for the number anyway. Sometimes they give it and sometimes they don’t, not much you can do about it.

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